Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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