did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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