Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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