What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She even gives head with a lisp.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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