I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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