literally had 100 drinks last night.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It's blow job season.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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