Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
home. puking in laundry basket.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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