yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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