how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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