I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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