Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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