I think i peed on brittanys purse
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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