someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
it glows. i had to have it.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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