if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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