But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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