oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
two words...techno handjob
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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