Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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