He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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