I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The air was thick with penises
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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