Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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