I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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