last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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