I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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