and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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