so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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