I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
