does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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