Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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