He is an equal opportunity slut.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
