Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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