Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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