I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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