My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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