ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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