You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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