how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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