mondays should just be called national damage control day
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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