My nipple is on Facebook.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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