I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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