Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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