I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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