Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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