I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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