Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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