No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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