It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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