Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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