Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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