Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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