"it" just moved
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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