Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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