R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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