i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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