Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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