i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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