Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
These tits shall not be calmed
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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