can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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