so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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