Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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